New job update, Global Warming, New Lunch hot spots!!

So as many of you know I started a new job about a month or so ago and have not really wrote anything about how its going so here we go.. First off I am still there. So thats a good thing. Things have been really good and I am still enjoying getting up and going to the office everyday. Now that I have finally gotten settled in I am starting to look at new acts to add to my plate. This is good cause I am really looking forward to being really busy and stressed out again. With things being good at work it has made my home life tons better as well. Meaning I am not a cranky bitch anymore (well mostly). Anyway if anyone knows of any good acts looking for representation let me know.. So on to the next order of business..... GLOBAL WARMING... I used to think this was bullshit but have recently started to buy into this hippie voodo which is a major step coming from a guy who's motto is "The earth can take it".. I mean that can be the only exclamation for how freaking hot it is! I am not sure if my new found outlook on the situation will change the way I do things or not it will prob just mean my electic bill will get hotter cause I am running my a.c. non-stop and will be living in my frezzer. However I did start car pooling with my lovly lady friend this week mostly cause my car is broken and I work in the music bussiness so lets be honest I cant afford to get it fixed nor do I have the knowledge to fix it.
Lastly if anyone has any good lunch suggestions please throw them my way. I am getting tired of thundercloud and Which Wich ever day..

US Open, Tiger Woods, Robots from the future

So I am not sure if any of my two readers are fans of the game of golf or not but I dont really care.. What the HELL is up with Tiger Woods??! I mean is this guy a freaking robot sent from the future and space to single handedly destroy the game of golf?? I mean this freaking guy just game off a month and a half of not playing because of knee surgery to winning his 14th major that just so happend to be the 2008 U.S. Open! I cant fathom it.. Anyway thats all I got sorry if I bored you.. I will write something cool and life changing later.. Until then those of you reading this that play golf go sell your clubs and quit. Cause you will never beat Tiger!

Ears, The Dr, Q-tips are Satan!!

So for the past 3 or so days my right ear as been stopped up. So annoying! You all know the feeling like your ear needs to pop of has water in it.. So for three days I have tried everything to get my ear to un-stopped I mean everything.. I started with the ole hold you breathe and blow trick. Didnt work! I finally ended with going to the Dr. and finding out I had enough wax built up and impacted in my ear too sculpt the Lincoln Memorial to scale!!! Gross I know! So the solution was to take a huge friggen syringe filled with warm water and shoot it into my ear untill all this wax was flushed out.. This took six trys! I asked the nurse how many times it normally takes and she informed me that two nomally does the trick.. OOPs! Needless to say there was a ton of wax in this lil bowl I was holding under my ear.. When it was finally all said and done my ear felt amazing!!! I can only imgine that if the ear could have sex this is what it would feel like when it where through.. So after the Dr, came back in he told me to lay off the q-tips and use a wax removal treatment every few months.. I has no idea that q-tips where such the devil. I really enjoyed using them after every shower of if my ear itched or just for fun. This sadens me to say but Q-tips... We are breaking up!

Desert Island Top 37!

Below is a list of 37 things I couldnt live without if stranded on a desert island..

1. Central A.C
2. Toliet Paper ( I have a sensitive heiny)
3. Running water
4. tooth picks
5. My Ipod
6. GPS
7. Inhaler (I am asmatic)
8. Ciggeretes (read #7)
9. Rum ( I would act like a pirate at all times)
10. Sword (can't be a priate without one)
11. Subscription to better homes and gardens
12. Chainsaw
13. Sunglasses
14. 4 live cows
15. A deep freezer big enough for a whole butcherd cow
16. Pirate Flag
17. Ice machine
18. Satalite Cell Phone
19. Rope
20. Knive
21. Gun Powder
23. Roman Candles (lots of them)
24. Linsey Krauss ( I would call her Freckles though)
25. Shovel
26. Speargun
27. 1952 Willis Jeep
28. Head Lamp
29. Batteries
30. 6 pack of Bic lighters
31. Beer (lots of it)
32. Jon Hallmark
33. Bow and arrows ( I think Jon knows how to use one)
34. Golden Tee machine
35. Golf Clubs
36. Laptop (with a speedy wireless conection)
37. A big ass house with a pool, hot tub , stocked fridge, 50 in LCD Tv with cable and DVR. Cant miss LOST love that show!!

As we can all see I would be up shit creek if ever stranded on a Desert island..

New Seasons

To those faitful readers that cant wait to see whats going on in the zaney life of the Music Janitor I appologise that I have been slacking.. Now that crap is out of the way on to more important things like whats going on in my world (man i sound like a total ass! but it is my blog).
Recently I have made yet another job change well more of a employer change. The company I was working for and I just couldn't see eye to eye on certain bussiness matters so we agreed to part ways (this is the nice way of saying I got fired) anyway it ened up being a good deal cause it put me in a postion to be a part of a new company starting up. I am really excited about this new company and the chance to get to work with some really great people. It has been a great move so far and all of my artists followed me over here so that to is great feeling. Other than that life has been pretty darn good. I enjoy getting up in the morning and going to work which is a pretty amazing thing for me cause I love to sleep. Anyway I will get back to writing more regular again. Until then.............

"Life Comes At You Fast"

Thank you Nationwide for letting me know that life indeed comes at me fast.. So thankful that you are there for me when "Life" comes at me fast.. Anyway enough about stupid advertizing.. So its been awhile and I dont even really know where to start. The last post leaves the dynamic boy wonder (i.e. me) on his 3 year aniversary with his special lady friend (no she is not handicaped. Since then I have been working a shit ton, spent a night in jail, and have been trying to make more me time. Me time is a really funny thing you dont really realize how much you need till you are at the end of your rope! Luckily I didnt get quite there this time before I realized I need to start doing something different. The down side to this is I am not sure what or how to make more time for myself. I have been so wired the past few years to work work work and meet my clients needs that I have neglected taking time to just be... So this brings me to my opening line of "Life Comes At You Fast" I agree that it does indeed but inssurance is not the answer for me at this point. So Nationwide if you really are "on my side" please give me another solution to the pace that life happens.. More to come on jail and what not later...

Easterversiry!!!

  Ah yes just the way it rolls of my tongue.. "Easter verseary" .... Its magical. Most of you are prob thinking "Wes has lost his damned mind. What is Easterversary?" Well I will tell you. Its a magical super Holiday I invented this year that combined the 3 year anniversary of my special lady friend and I's "special relationship" and the hunting of easter eggs and all that other hokey shit people do on the day Jesus was risen from the grave.. Needless to say this day was pretty awesome.. I am not going to go into any details mainly cause they are none of your business other than there where the following things involved.. 

1. Raw Fish

2. Flowers

3. iTunes (how old Steve Jobs managed to get to be apart of my super holiday is a mystery to me!)

4. Owen Wilson

5. Japanese beer

6. A 9 iron

7. A stuffed buffalo

8. Pop Corn

9. A controled substance

10. Money

I bet you you cant guess what we did.... Oh and I spelled Eastervsary different every time I wrote it cause its my super holiday and I can spell it how I want to and by my I mean our sweetie!